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    2016元旦整人短信

    文章作者:作文大全網 | 時間:2015-12-24 21:00:55 | 來源:作文大全網

    1.唐僧四人,在大樹下休息。唐僧見豬八戎拿著手機咧著嘴笑,大怒說:你這豬頭休息還不忘看短信!哈哈!祝元旦快樂!

    2.本次人大兩會絕密文件,我冒險通知你:為迅速提高全民素質,聯合國計劃在元旦節后密殺一批弱智兒童!你快逃吧.不要謝我!路上小心!

    3.對不起,我親愛的朋友,本來想發一條足夠長、足夠轟動的節日祝福給你的,可輾轉反側、徹夜難眠、絞盡腦汁、心亂如麻。。。我依然覺得我對你的祝福是難以言表的,就這樣吧,圣誕來不及了,等元旦到了請我吃頓飯,讓我好好跟你說吧!嘿嘿,預祝你元旦快樂喲!

    4.元旦到了,祝你上學上復旦,每天吃圣蛋,出去轉轉都能遇到金蛋,老婆愛你,孩子聽話,一家其樂融融絕不孤單,祝元旦快樂幸福!

    5.新年了,俺給你整幾句廣告詞吧:大家好才是真的好。。。喝了啥啥啥,你好,我也好。。新年整人短信 元旦祝福語。。祝你元旦快樂,好運連連連!(元旦祝福語)

    6.鴨子太多嘴總愛呱呱叫,太吵;小貓太多情總是愛撒嬌,太膩;小狗太多事總愛汪汪汪,太鬧;想來想去還是你最好,就算元旦狂歡也只呆在豬圈里睡大覺。

    7.讓元旦的歡樂驅走你生活的疲憊,讓你的心靈跟隨節日氣氛一起陶醉;愿假期的休息帶給你精力充沛,愿你節后上班信心百倍!祝你生活美麗、工作順利!

    8.元旦假期已跑,短信及時報道;祝福將你圍繞,節后照樣美妙;煩惱憂愁全拋,快樂工作最好;努力做出績效,保證職升薪高;祝你:節后上班吉星高照,開心工作快樂逍遙!

    9.生活漫步行,幸福踏月還,人在旅途盼驛站,轉眼一三年;風雨逍遙過,人生瀟灑看,歲月只等閑。寒暑天地間,煩惱莫在心羈絆,一滴祝福暖心坎。元旦來臨,愿你幸福斗轉星移永不變,快樂步履平穩,好運滿滿園。

    10.不以結婚為目的的談戀愛都是耍流氓;不以發年終獎、加薪為目的的年終都是耍流氓;不以祝福為目的的短信都是耍流氓。我是良民,特地祝你:元旦快樂!

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