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    沒心沒肺,活的不累

    文章作者:作文大全網 | 時間:2018-06-23 11:27:58 | 來源:作文大全網

    ▼點擊音頻,聆聽美文

    咳咳,接下來,就靜靜的看著我講幾個段子吧,如果不好笑,你就靜靜的看著我尷尬死吧!

    1.某次考試,一位學生作弊,被老師發現了。

    老師:“那個作弊的學生出來,我要帶你去找主任談談人生。”

    學生:“老師,你以為我像你一樣傻啊,談贏了吧,你們又讓我回家,談輸了吧,又沒有面子,我不去。”

    2.一個男子陪著他老婆去醫院生孩子。醫生從手術室中走出來了。對男子說:“你老婆保住了,但孩子.......”說到這的時候,醫生微微的搖了搖頭。

    男子哽咽的說:“老婆保住了就行了。”

    醫生:“今天是一份愚人節,騙你的。”

    男子聽后,欣喜的笑了。

    醫生:“你老婆也沒有保住。”

    3.某天,小張去醫院看胃病。

    醫生:“你最近吃了什么?”

    小張:“也沒有什么,就是我老婆剩下的我吃,我媽剩下的我吃,我孩子剩下的我吃。”

    醫生:“你應該去買一只狗了。”

    小張聽后挑了挑眉,“怎么?狗剩下的也要我吃?”

    4.前幾天,小王從十樓的人事部調到九樓的會計部。今天小王的朋友打電話到人事部找小王,被小王的前同事接聽了。

    小王的前同事:“喂,你好,你找小王啊,他已經不再人事了。”

    小王的朋友:“我怎么不知道,他走的怎么這么早,我還沒有來的急去送他呢。”

    小王的前同事:“沒關系,你可以去下面去找他。”

    5.某天小張在宿舍訴說她媽媽的“種種罪行”,說她媽媽一個學期就給她20元零用錢。

    小馬:“你應該要帶著你媽去醫院驗個DNA了。”

    小張:“對,我要證明我是我媽充電話費贈的。”

    你們看到了我的尷尬木有?哈哈哈哈,尷尬的時候要微笑。

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